Every Delhi-ite student knows that his or her school is opening on Monday. After such great holidays it feels as if we want to stay at home and just chill. Like in my other post i had written the full form of maths my friends and i had also made one for S.C.H.O.O.L.
S-Six
C-Crappy
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Life
I have one more.
C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping
You see, studying isn't such a great problem for me usually but that doesn't mean i love to study. No one does. :P. The problem with me is school starts day after and my Social Science holiday Home Work is still left. I really hate the subject.
S-Sara
S-Saal
T-Torture
The thing is that SSt is something which doesn't enter my brain. Here is the proof.
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\/ (I made it!!!)
There! "Where is study??" But there is a funny thing i just noticed. Even in the picture you can notice the word SST. If you didn't notice let me show it to you - "where'S STudy??". Look at the capitals. It makes SSt. Even i know that studying is important cause with out that i couldn't have written this post and you would be able to read it. So we have a reason that we need to study English. Fine! In the same way we also need to study Hindi and other languages.
Without maths we wouldn't be able to know how much bread costs and how many marks you get but another problem with maths is what is the use of learning equations and algebra and calculate roots of numbers like 1567 or 4398 which would never be used in our entire life. And even if it did we would be having a Calculator in hand but we need to know Maths to use the calculator so studying maths is also fine.
Now coming to Science. Without Science there would have been no Computers and T.V.s without which life would be horrible. I salute all of you old man and women who have survived their childhood without these remarkable inventions. So Science has a HUGE tick mark on its box. Now coming to Geography. How would knowing how mountains are formed help me?! I can't make those mountains, it is a natural phenomenon so why study it. Why should we know that in some particular places we find Evergreen forests and in some places we find Perennial forests. I am not Tarzan that i would go and live in these places. So there is a NO to Geography.
What about Political Science?! I accept that we should know how our government works but the text books don't even speak about that. They say stuff about the government in Chile, Poland and other places and not about the Indian system. So the box near Pol.Sci. is left blank. The worst is History! What is the use of studying how Hitler died or how Mughal's came to power. It is all over and has no relevance to us right now so why to fry our brains on the pan of time and learn all the dates which are literally NEVER going to come to our use.
The point i am trying to make here is when we enter class 5 or 6 we should be given a choice of which subjects to study so that we don't have to get freaked out studying so much. And we should be allowed to change our chosen subject whenever we want. I know all the elders will never support me but there are some people out there hiding who do support me so if all those supporters want that no one else should suffer these problems then when i stand for the president please vote for me.
For now, i have to suffer all this so -
____ _____ _______ _____ _____
/____ /\ /_____/\ /______/| /____/ \ /_____/ \
| _ \ \ | __ \ \ |__ __|/ / __ \ \ / ____\-\
| |_| \ \ | | \ | | __| | | _ | | | | | | |___ _
| __ \ \ | |_ / | | /__| |_|_ /| | |__| | | \____ \ \
| | \ \ \ |_____ /-'' |___ ___|/ \_____/--' _____| | |
|__| \__\/ \ _____ /-'
(I made it on my own after 15 minutes of hard work so please appreciate it. I know the "O isn't so good")
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S-Six
C-Crappy
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Life
I have one more.
C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping
You see, studying isn't such a great problem for me usually but that doesn't mean i love to study. No one does. :P. The problem with me is school starts day after and my Social Science holiday Home Work is still left. I really hate the subject.
S-Sara
S-Saal
T-Torture
The thing is that SSt is something which doesn't enter my brain. Here is the proof.
____________
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
____| |____
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\/ (I made it!!!)
There! "Where is study??" But there is a funny thing i just noticed. Even in the picture you can notice the word SST. If you didn't notice let me show it to you - "where'S STudy??". Look at the capitals. It makes SSt. Even i know that studying is important cause with out that i couldn't have written this post and you would be able to read it. So we have a reason that we need to study English. Fine! In the same way we also need to study Hindi and other languages.
Without maths we wouldn't be able to know how much bread costs and how many marks you get but another problem with maths is what is the use of learning equations and algebra and calculate roots of numbers like 1567 or 4398 which would never be used in our entire life. And even if it did we would be having a Calculator in hand but we need to know Maths to use the calculator so studying maths is also fine.
Now coming to Science. Without Science there would have been no Computers and T.V.s without which life would be horrible. I salute all of you old man and women who have survived their childhood without these remarkable inventions. So Science has a HUGE tick mark on its box. Now coming to Geography. How would knowing how mountains are formed help me?! I can't make those mountains, it is a natural phenomenon so why study it. Why should we know that in some particular places we find Evergreen forests and in some places we find Perennial forests. I am not Tarzan that i would go and live in these places. So there is a NO to Geography.
What about Political Science?! I accept that we should know how our government works but the text books don't even speak about that. They say stuff about the government in Chile, Poland and other places and not about the Indian system. So the box near Pol.Sci. is left blank. The worst is History! What is the use of studying how Hitler died or how Mughal's came to power. It is all over and has no relevance to us right now so why to fry our brains on the pan of time and learn all the dates which are literally NEVER going to come to our use.
The point i am trying to make here is when we enter class 5 or 6 we should be given a choice of which subjects to study so that we don't have to get freaked out studying so much. And we should be allowed to change our chosen subject whenever we want. I know all the elders will never support me but there are some people out there hiding who do support me so if all those supporters want that no one else should suffer these problems then when i stand for the president please vote for me.
For now, i have to suffer all this so -
____ _____ _______ _____ _____
/____ /\ /_____/\ /______/| /____/ \ /_____/ \
| _ \ \ | __ \ \ |__ __|/ / __ \ \ / ____\-\
| |_| \ \ | | \ | | __| | | _ | | | | | | |___ _
| __ \ \ | |_ / | | /__| |_|_ /| | |__| | | \____ \ \
| | \ \ \ |_____ /-'' |___ ___|/ \_____/--' _____| | |
|__| \__\/ \ _____ /-'
(I made it on my own after 15 minutes of hard work so please appreciate it. I know the "O isn't so good")
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