These days my dad is getting on my nerves. He is always trying to go near the animal Bully that is ; THE BULL. It is one of the worst creatures i have ever seen. It is like My Dad wants a date with the bulls. I was going with my dad to get my bicycle repaired that, on our way there was a Big , Fat , Black , Scary Bull. Dad was directly going towards the creature. But I pushed him away. This bull relationship is damn confusing. I remember one day when I was going to school and my bus was late. there was a huge , white bull. Dad went towards the bull and made the sound people normally make to call dogs but I dont know what "spark" did the bull see in the call that it came towards dad. My freight had reached my nerves so i ran away. The bull is a creature that is Ugly, Gross, Dangerous, Scary, Fat(i am also a bit fat but that doesn't matter) and Dull. Its dark black eyes remind me of Voldemort, and the fat stomach reminds me of Sumo wrestlers. The horns remind me of Devils and the uncleansed skin reminds me of.....hmm.. ME! So you can see, a combine of Voldemort, Sumo wrestler, devils and especially ME is the worst creature you can get.
Therefore - the moral is,
bulls are bad and attack us like they are bullies.
4 comments:
Dear Niranjan,
I am a dark brown bull living in the Rajamata Vijayaraja Sindhya Marg, Delhi. I happened to read your blog. Your father is a gentleman and very concerned about all of us. Next time, you please look at our eyes, you can understand how innocent we all are.
with love,
Mr. Brown Bull,
Rajamata Vijayaraja Sindhya Marg,
New Dlehi
@Brown Bull
Hi Mr. bull. I am Honored that you came to check my blog. i am sorry i misjudged you all but really i give you an advise that please tell your fellow mates to take a bath everyday(even though i dont) and dont scare innocent people.
Niranjan
Dear Niranjan,
that was a bit funny but still you should never think like that about your dad. your dad looks handsome, he is not a bad person. And you should never think that you are a dirty and bad person.
Alfred Moroman
hi niranjan,
so nice to see u back .
keep blogging.
all the best.
kasthurba
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