Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Happy New Year !!!

A happy new year to every boring person in this galaxy who has no other job other than reading this blog.  And before i start i wanna tell you that the picture you see on top was made by me on my own and it took almost 15 minutes so please don't ignore that picture. 
Every year my family would go to this mall and watch a movie and stuff my mouth with KFC. I also expected the same this year but you see my dad has a very rich friend of his who invited us to their party. Just to prove how awesome they were i will tell you an incident which happened with us.
...Long time ago...(really it is just some months ago.)
Niranjan was sitting in the dining table staring at the text of his History notebook studying for this Unit test when his father Gopal entered the room. 
'Ah!', the 13 year old boy thought , 'At last i got an excuse to get rid of this notebook.' 
You see, Niranjan was not a boy who liked to study(every boy has the same habit.) and would try to find any type of excuse to escape S.St. which was popularly known as Sara Sal Torture. 

"Dad! What happened?" , he asked.
"Nothing Chakare(i think it means 'Darling' in Malayalam)." was always his starting line , "my friend is coming here right now to visit."
'Great news for me.' said Niranjan's conscience ,'another excuse to escape this crap.'
"Are aa varanne?"  ("Who is coming?") his mother asked.
"Premi is coming." my dad replied. 
Niranjan had no idea who Premi aunty was but it didn't matter much.
{30 minutes later...}
The door bell rang. Niranjan charged towards the dining room and quickly opened his history notebook. He had to put an impression that he used to study a lot which was and still is a big fat lie. 
"Hello !" He heard his father say as he greeted the two guests enter the small 3 room house. 
Then his mom and dad went on gossiping with the two guests for the next 30 minutes when he just sat listening to the political conversation between the 4 adults. After some time it was time for them to leave. Premi aunty stood up and said ,"It was great meeting you Gopal. Here is a gift we bought for you. "
As usual initially Gopal rejected the gift but then happily accepted it expecting it to be a small gift but the shock was delivered only after they left the house. But before reaching the end of this short story, Niranjan did like Premi aunty. She was funny and fun loving. Okay, now let us skip to the end. Gopal opened the gift to find a box. When he further opened the box he found a beautiful watch placed neatly in it. On it was written - "Emporio Armani".
                                      THE END
So , i went to this New Year party and i had also heard that they had this huge Labrador name JOE who was well trained. As you know i love dogs and was so excited to see Joe. The house was huge and so was Joe. He raced towards my brother and then to me. I brushed it a bit and then started playing with Joe.

 Later everyone went upstairs and my brother wanted me to come too but i didn't want to leave the dog who was now sitting silently on his bed. After several minutes only did i accept and go upstairs. Premi aunty had't changed a bit. I quietly went and sat on their couch which was the softest couch in which i had ever sat. My brother and i gossiped as on the other hand my parents with the others were having what some people may call alcohol. (Really i don't know if wine or beer is regarded as alcohol but right now i may just call it that.) Later came a bowl of my favourite Cashews. I gobbled some of them and started playing Jetpack Joy Ride on my Kindle Fire. Then came a whole bowl of Lays  and Sausages with samosas. Till i had cleaned the whole bowl it was already 11 p.m. Then came Karaoke time. Everyone went on singing and it was fun to listen to people sing horribly. (Even though i don't think there was anyone who sang bad.) By 11:55 came the real musicians with guitars and started singing songs till it was 12. Everyone hugged each other till either their hands were hurting or they found out that their shirts were full of sweat. Some more songs were played and sung till everyone was exhausted. Then came Premi Aunty saying that everyone should dance. She removed all the tables and played music. In seconds the dance floor was filled with women (including my mom who calls herself a great dancer). I just lay on my brother's lap to avoid being called on stage. Then all the  women sat down and it was the boys' turn (excluding me, my brother and another gu called Aditya). These bhaiyas  who were dancing danced like proffesionals, copying every single move in the original dance of that exact song. The room was filled with energy and loud music. I was having a lot of fun and no one kept track of the time. It was already 2. Later came a time when  they played "Gangam Style" and that was the only time when i actually stepped on stage (even though just for some seconds) and danced. 

Then Premi aunty again came up and said dinner was ready. Interesting right?! Dinner at 3 in the morning. But no one could match the food. They had meat loaf, honey chicken, friend chicken,  fish etc. In desert there was rum cake, chocolate bed pudding and some fruit salad which was fabulous.The day went fabulous and  we  reached home only by 4:30 and thus i eventually woke up by 11:30. Later i got this call from my friend Mayank wishing me a Happy New Year. Then he brought this topic which even made me curious. I was a person who used to call him and another friend of mine Shaurya on a daily basis and eat their head but in these summer vacations i hadn't called them even once. 
Right now i got to take a bath fellows so bye everyone. Adios.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Top 10's of 2012 - Ad songs

Hey everyone. As you know i am posting the "Top 10's of 2012" and today i have chosen a very interesting topic - "Top 10 Ad songs". The problem is just that it is not only of 2012 but also of 2010 and 2011. We have all heard songs in advertisements and here you can see the top 10 Ad songs of 2012.
THE TOP 10 AD SONGS

10. You and I in this Beautiful World - Hutch / Vodafone


9. We are going International - Indigo Airlines


8. Uske Paas Car hai - Sprite


7. #Sitdown - Cafe Coffee Day


6. Man Uchal Uchal Jae - Fanta


5. Har ek Friend - Airtel


4. 60 sec. - Park Avenue


3. Honey Bunny - Idea


2. Zindagi hi So Good - KFC




1. Ham Me Hai Hero - Hero Motor 


Friday, December 28, 2012

Top 10's of 2012 - Movies

Hey guys...As you know 2012 is coming to an end so i thought of having a post on the "Top 10's of 2012" till 31st. First up will be the top 10 movies of 2012(only the ones i have watched).
                        TOP 10 MOVIES OF 2012.
10th - ? A Question Mark

It is a low budget movie which did not even collect much but it is fun to watch this horror. 

9th - The Hobbit - An unexpected Journey
 The movie is almost completely based on the book with just some minor differences. The movie is entertaining and has action, fantasy and comedy at a perfect ratio.

8th- Dabangg 2
The movie is funny and is full of action. Does not have such a great story line and Chulbul is very violent in this movie. But if you ignore them, the movie is great and is a must watch. It may not be as good as Dabangg 1 but it is a great movie to watch in your leisure.

7th-Amazing Spider Man
Many people may not like it cause i put this movie in the list, but i can't help it. For me , it was a great movie. The Spidey was more original and could be compared to the comic too. I accept it ain't that great compared to the Spiderman series but it was an entertaining movie.

6th- Men in Black 3
I really don't have the right to write about this movie cause i haven't seen MIB 1 and 2 but 3 was awesome. My brother said it ain't that good compared to MIB 1 and 2 but for me MIB3 was one of the greatest action sci - Fiction movies i have seen.

5th - Barfi
The movie is different from all other movies on this list. A completely new experience it was for me to watch this movie and i don't know why but i did like this a movie a lot and felt that i should put this movie on this list.

4th- Skyfall
Again, i haven't seen many Bond movies and ain't a Bond fan but i seriously liked this movie. Daniel Craig has done a fairly good job this time in Skyfall. SPOILER ALERT- the Death of M was unexpected but as my friends had already told me it wasn't such a great shock for me. But it is also a movie which has a link with the initial Bond Movies.
3rd -  Dark Knight Rises
I haven't seen Batman begins but The Dark Knight was awesome. This made me see Rises which was even better. I can't say much about this movie other than putting it in the 3rd place.
2nd - Looper
My brother initially told me about this movie and when i watched it i loved it. It was like the next Inception. A very interesting concept and story line. A heart stopping tale but if you want to watch this then your mind should be fresh cause it is a bit confusing.

1st - Vicky Donor
This movie deserves the first place by all means. Who thought such a low budget movie could collect so much. Every scene makes you laugh and Ayushmaan has done a great job as a debut.
The movie is speechless.

So wait for the next top 10 till tomorrow.  

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Vacations?!

You all know that right now my vacations are going on but i don't have anything to do even though i am sitting on this laptop for almost the whole day. What i do is just go on Facebook, log out and again login. Then i just surf on the net for lame things like-
"What should i do on the PC when i am bored?"
and the answers are even lamer. Like-
"you can go to Facebook!"Which i have been doing for the past decade. Another answer was-
"You can go to www.ex-girlfriends.com" What do they even mean by that.I didn't go to that link, i swear.
Well the only thing i really do on the laptop is this blog post which  i write every morning. 
The odd thing is that i don't have any PC game  to play and it gets very irritating when i have to play a stare game which the Desktop screen cause i can never win. And when ever i need a new game to play my brother is there to my rescue but right now his Pre-Boards are going on and when ever i enter his room he is either sleeping or studying which is a very irritating view to watch as i have not even opened my books after repeated warnings from my mom who gets back a ferocious reply from me.

Leaving all that aside what all was left was to read books which i am but i don't know why, i can't finish it how much i try. Yesterday i was having a stare game with Google when i heard about this software called Pika. I downloaded it and made my own web browser "Leaf Explorer" which works awesome.
Right now my dad has to take this laptop to office so Adios and if you want please visit the blog of a close friend of mine Adeel - Science Cauldron.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

About my surgery !!!!!

Surgery!!!!! I was freaking scared when i first heard that i was going to have a surgery. My brother would scare me saying stuff like-
"First they well cut open your neck.(Evil laugh) Then with a scissors they will cut it and stitch it in front of you with out an anesthesia."
Oh! i completely forgot to tell you what it is about. You see, i have this huge growth in my throat (not Goitre for God's sake. My friends think like that.) and it has to be surgically removed. It leads to hearing and breathing problems which i do have. But it still irritates me that if i had breathing problems how did i be a part of my school swimming team? Leaving that, the growth is called ADENOID. Sounds cool, right?! It's fun to tell people - "I have got Adenoid and you don't." But it ain't cool when you get to know what this thingy is. Here is a pic of this ADENOID.
In the first pic. that is the one to the left shows that growth but you can't imagine it that well with these pics but when you see this video clip i saw on the surgery you will find your hair standing up straight and a shiver running down your spine.


But let us leave the Science-y thingy to the doctors. My elder cousin Hari (we call him Appu chetta) has just got his M.B.B.S and is a freaking genius. He told me that i will get just a Local Anesthesia which was a relief initially. Until my brother again stepped in and said- "Thujhe kya patha bhi hai 'Local Anesthesia' kya hotha hai? Usme buss thera galla numb hoga aur voh log there samne karenge surgery. Yani thu dekh pega unhe thera galla katthe hue."(TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH IT MEANS-"Do you even know what Local Anesthesia is? In it only your neck will be numb and they will do the surgery in front of you. That is you will be able to see them cutting your neck.")
And Appu Chetta again came to my rescue saying that they will blind fold me so Adi(my brother) was just making it up.
But God had again found his way to scare the hell out of me. Appu Chetta took me to MedEx Kottayam 2012-13 where he showed me the scissors and all with which they will cut this growth. 
"Why is this happening to me?",was all i thought.  
Then is when i met a professional doctor who told me that i will have a General Anesthesia which was the greatest relief of my life. Now what all i thought was to finish this surgery as fast as possible and my brother didn't have any other way to scare me. Then came the day when my mom said that during my brother's birth she got a general anesthesia and entered an ice age till the operation was over. She said that it is your luck if you enter this awkward world. My brother then told me(first time he said something which made me excited.)-"Austin Powers ke movie me thune dekha nhi tha kya ki kuch videos the jisme voh ek multicoloured circular jage me tha. Thu bhi ese jageh me jaega."(In the Austin Powers movie sometimes there are these scenes where he enters these multicoloured circular place. You may enter a place like this.)

In the picture you see those swirls behind Austin, think of that but everywhere.
 It would be so awesome.
Then i met this doctor who told me to get an audiometry(a hearing test) which i had today. The doctor said that it was normal but sadly i didn't want it to be normal now. I wanted the operation.I wanted to enter the Austin Powers swirly world. But it was a relief when my mom said i was still going to have the operation. That is great. So for now Adios (BYE in Spanish). And if you want to read some awesome blog post then  click this link to reach Appu Chetta's Blog!! 

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

I Don't Know what to write on today...

 

I woke up today at 9:15 and after doing my morning chores i came and sat here on the laptop thinking what to write on this freaking blog which i don't think anybody even reads. But i had to write something or the other, i didn't want to stop blogging gain. Well, first i thought that should i write about what i did on Christmas but i hadn't done anything so great on that day so i scratched that of the list. Second was to write on this new novel i was going to write but i didn't want to write spoilers on the net about the book. So Scratch that too. Third was write a poem of my own but every cell of my brain said that they were too lazy to write one(i can talk to my cells. I am thinking of going to India's got talent for this. :p). Now the last option was to write a book review but i already have a blog for my reviews so scratch that off too.

Now what can i  do? sit on my mom's laptop staring at a troll face(that is the background) and do nothing?! Or i could write a post on "I Don't Know what to write on today..." which i thought would be funny as well as interesting but the problem i am facing is i have less content to write. So i thought of adding images but editing tat scroll you see on your top took ages. So now i have decided to stop my post here and write a book review on my other blog for some time. If you want to visit the other blog then click this URL - A reader's Window (Ureeka).

Monday, December 24, 2012

Come on!!!

First, a merry Christmas to all of you. And as it is my mom's B'day and if she is luckily reading this "a happy b'day to you mom". As i talked about yesterday i was blank of what to get for Christmas but at last i had got something in mind even though it ain't that great. I bought a pack of assorted sweets with my favourite 4 sweets i.e. kaju barfi, milk cake, ladoo and some brown thingy which i love. My brother as usual got this whole box of snickers.
  Well, today i am not here to talk about that. I have this friend in my tution(no names so let us just call her X) who is a girl. She is just a friend of mine so i keep in touch with her on mobile. Okay i accept that i do message her a lot but that doesn't mean that we have something going on between us. We are just casual friends but my parents don't understand that. You see, i go to an only boys school so even if i keep contact with a girl they think it is a great deal. I don't understand their problem. She is just my good friend.